Bachelor and Becoming Urban

Urbanovsky that is...

I like the ring of "Nameless for now" but knew when I started this blog a few months back I was going to be incorporating my future new name (hence keeping my blog without a real name) but didn't want to jinx anything before I was engaged.

A new blog design was in the works and I was oh-so excited about it but unfortunately the girl who was working on it has gone MIA....well, not exactly MIA, she still blogs regularly but I sure haven't heard from her, even after emails "checking the status" etc....

So I took matters into my own hands, did a small update, but my skills in that department are maxed out so I am looking for someone who can jazz this little blog up a bit. I want something nice and simple. I also want to change my web address, know how to do that?

Who designed your blog? Let me know who's fun (and reliable) to work with! 

First of all,
Happy Valentine's Day!
I just LOVE this day, don't you?

Now back to actual topics....
The bachelor.

Ok...first of all, just where the HELL were the lobsters pincher's when they went on that little "spontaneous" lobster diving trip?? For real Bach producers...did you really rip their pincher's off before hand?!

Never ceases to amaze me...every week there's something that makes me say "wow, this show sucks" yet I continue watching....

You know what I'd like to watch?? A real life bachelor.

Take a random regular guy, the more average the better. Any guy. Just put a bunch of fraternity boys in a circle close your eyes spin around and voila the guy you land on will be the new Bach.

Then let them go on normal dates, like HH here:

Or better yet, here:

Share a giant plate of chicken nachos and frozen margs that'll defintely kick off the night on the tight foot. That's what Im talking about...


If they want to get a little crazy they can take a cab here:

Some BA tunes, dancing, and $2 whiskey waters will most certainly make you feel "in love" (until the morning when the only feeling you'll have is death) 

Not ready for the night to end? No problem....some of the best places are open 24 hrs. Sharing, okay, not sharing...both scarfing breakfast burritos at 3 am. Now that's sexy.

For the grand finale they can road trip it here for a weekend:

 

(no helicopters or ridiculous-unrealisticness hoopla necessary)

We can watch the bachelor say what he's really thinking not all that "this is such an incredible journey" bullshiz. I never in my life have heard T or any other guy even use the word "journey" or worse, "wonderful journey". Vom.

Now that's a show that would receive my undivided attention every week. Normal. Real.

I want to watch actual people fall in love. Or not fall in love. Whatever, just something with substance...

Come on abc make it happen.

ps - Courtney, you suck. Period. And Ben, you pretty much do to. Get a freakin haircut.

linky!

I'm linking up with Michelle and Savanah tonight (and ABC).

Watching the Bachelor. Duh. Lovin' all the Southern girls, like always!! and omahword did yall see how AWK that blogger girl was....so uncomfortable.  And that one chicks super amazing derby hat?! Can't wait for the day I cross the Derby off my bucket list! 

Anyway...here we go for Fun With Our Phones. 

SCREEN SHOTS!

Do y'all take these? I do. ALL the time. I also take pictures of my comp screen with my phone, does that count as a screen shot?  Most of them are of things I absolutely adore on pinterest, wedding stuff/bridesmaids dresses I send to my MOH, or funny text convos/comments my friends send. (I then mass text to everyone else to enjoy the laugh, of course.) 

Here's a few examples of pics I've taken the last couple days.

 Now on to "My Favorite Gift From Santa"

You can read about it here.

But this is it...a screen shot that I sent to my mama on the way out of the store.

Okay, back to the Bachelor! 

No worries...my Texas homie, Reality Steve, gave me the season low down (because even though I love surprises, I can never wait.) He and I agree this show:

He writes, " I’m guessing Courtney wasn't sitting alone at home dateless looking for something to do, saw that Ben Flajnik was gonna be the “Bachelor”, and ran to her computer to fill out an application in hopes that she could one day be his future ex-fiance. Call me crazy. As for Ben, he gets an 11 week commercial for his winery, he’s got a woman completely out of his league looks-wise to prance around to all the tv shows and magazines once the finale airs, and he got to show his butt on national tv. Seems like he wins all around. The show is the same exact thing every season except with different cast members. This season will be no different."

 Couldn't agree more Steve! Y'all I love this show but it's getting a little ridic. I want some real people, ABC! And call me crazy but a Trista/Ryan kind of story is always my favorite kind!