Why yes, Ryan Gosling is a dream boat...
If you like the mysterious, hair gel wearing types...
I for one, do not.
Ladies, I just don't get the men you pine over. Just don't get it.
That may be because the gentleman that suit my fancy are a smidge different...
Call me an odd ball.
What's that list called? You know the one made famous by Friends. The one of celebrities that if given the chance you'd be allowed a smooze it up with, no questions asked...anyway, you know the one.
Want to know whose on my list?
Great! I'll tell you!
I give you my "T can't care bc they're on my list" list.
Number one.
Phil Mickelson
Yes sir, you are sexy. It doesn't hurt that you have a really sexy hobby that has made you millions. DIrty rumor has it this guy and his wife are swingers...I choose not to believe this rumor although it could work to my benefit.
It also doesn't hurt that he has possibly the cutest little fam ev...
A few years back Casey and I stalked him at a golf tourney. He waved at us. See...
My heart stopped. There was def a love connection there. Surely he felt it too. We later tricked some kid into getting his autograph for us - he only give autographs to kids. Such a kid lover. I die.
Number Two.
Dan Koppen
Oh wait, you don't know who he is?? That's okay.
Most people don't give a hoot about those sexy linemen. More for me!
He's the center for the Patriots. He also looks remarkably similar to that cute red head I get to marry. T definitely used that to his advantage last time he was in Boston...no worries, we weren't dating just yet!
Know what though? I'd take the real T over the impersonater, Dan, any day of the week. Except maybe, just maybe the night of a Super Bowl win... and just for the record, Trav's eyes are waaay prettier than Dan's. T also will never, I repeat, WILL NEVER, grow that beard (you hear that Travis?)
But Dan really, if T's ever out of town I don't think he'd mind if we cuddled. I know you're good at it. Big boys always are!
Number Three.
Mike Rowe
Ahhh...that grin, that humor, that voice.
Even covered in shiz he'd still make the list.
I would let this guy talk to me about artificially inseminating heifers all day long.
And anyone who is/was on Sesame Street gains 1000 cool points in my book.
I always liked Oscar too, Mike. And his little inch worm friend.
Number Four.
Vince Vaughn
He's funny, he's charming, he's so big - total package.
He should've totally taken me to his fraternity formals...I would've been a great date.
Lastly, Number Five.
Kyle Chandler.
We know him as Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights. I gotta be honest, this guys is super sexy but if it weren't for the character he plays on the show I wouldn't be as drawn to him. I mean a Texas high school, football coaching, badass...that's sexy.
And if this next gentleman was just a bit younger and less important he would be at the tippy top of this list...
Mr. President, George W. Bush
Good looking, goofy, TEXAN, powerful, peppered hair, mmm....politics aside, I will always love this man.
So there you have it. The complete "list" plus a wishful contender.
My friend Danny has noted that I am "automatically attracted to the most average guys I can find". I can't argue with that, he's right. There's something about those sweet baby faces and the smiling eyes of your everyday average joes that I just can't get enough of!
So tell me, who makes your list?? I'm dying to know!
